I don’t have a TV. And the 2009 VMAs were not even near my frontal lobes. I actually had no idea they were on tonight. That was until I logged on to Facebook. Three or four friends had status updates about Kanye’s disrespectful appearance on the VMAs when he ruined Taylor Swifts’ moment and claimed Beyonce had the best video. Whatever. But one Facebook update struck me: “i hope he [Mr. West] takes a bottle of tylenol pm and never wakes up.” Yikes. Do we really care that much? My brother, who is working on some video for Beyonce, only said he will be getting a call from his director. Nothing about killing, only a call. Anyway, it’s fun to realize how fast information moves these days. Never watching TV, I I found out what happened using Facebook, google blog search, and text messaging—all in a matter of minutes. It was as if I WAS watching TV. Now that’s scary.